Summit Beer Hall Renovation Update
Sunday, April 1, 2018, By Summit Brewing
Summit Family,
As you may have read on the interwebs and/or seen with your very own eyes while drinking our beer, last September we launched a modest renovation project at the Summit Beer Hall. It’s not quite complete, but now that the weather is getting a bit warmer, we’re making great progress. So great, in fact, that we’re ready (and excited) to share our very first construction update.
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Here are some of the new features you can look forward to experiencing at the Summit Beer Hall Of The Future:
- Full-service 24/7 Taco Buffet
- Live Mariachi band
- A waterslide but with beer
- Laser tag, complete with black lights and smoke machines
- Penny slots
- Petting zoo — Goats only
- On-site professional tax-filing services
- Balloon Animal Station
- Six or seven brand-new big-screen TVs showing the most recent episodes of Jon & Kate + 8 and Everybody Loves Raymond
- Fresh dairy (the goats are fantastic!)
- Coin-operated laundry
- Two ball pits — one for adults, one for kids
- Three CandyLand board games, yellow pieces not included
- Yahtzee game with only one die
- En suite bathroom with his and her sinks
- Roof-top terrace with plastic lawn chairs that stick to your legs when it gets hot
- A new Coldplay CD for the boombox on the patio
- Exterior climbing wall with rope ladders
- Monster Truck Mondays, pending city permit approval
- Three all-natural upside-down waterfalls — very ‘grammable
- Stationary bikes and elliptical machines, but no treadmills because they’re awful
- Private 300-person event space with interactive branded mural
- Exclusive VIP vaping area
- Make-your-own Belgian Waffle Station
- Tire-rotation and car-washing services for local food trucks
- Wild bird sanctuary (no cats allowed)
- Expanded parking options, plus shuttle buses leaving from the cul-de-sac every 15 minutes
- Quartz countertops and steel appliances, including a steam oven and custom ceramic backsplash
- Karaoke Brunch — Smash Mouth songs only
- A whole barrel of squeak toys for your dogs
- Dimmable Edison lights dangling everywhere you look
- Scratch posts for your cats everywhere you look
- Ferns everywhere you look
- Bartenders with curly mustaches everywhere you look
- Free moving boxes
- Baby-changing table behind the bar
- Just kidding
- None of these things are happening
- It’s April Fool’s Day
- Which you must know already
- The thing is, Friends, we are a brewery. We make beer.
- Honest-to-goodness, traditional craft beer inspired by old-world recipes and modern ingredients
- Consistent
- High quality
- Award-winning beer
- That’s what we’re all about at Summit Brewing Co.: No gimmicks. Just beer.
- The Summit Beer Hall remains open during construction
- We hope you’ll visit
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